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The world's most exclusive club... just 8 members spread across the continents (well, Noel now live in Perth, Australia). Every Wednesday since August 1986 the boys have been meeting to eat curry, chat, watch movies and to discuss (but not necessarily promote) world peace. No political or sociological problem is too difficult for us, nor so intractable that it can't be resolved over a chicken tikka mansuri.
Not a member? Then you never will be. Sorry, but places are strictly limited and all 8 are spoken for.
There are those who say that boys' night is sexist, racist, homophobic along with a few other "-ics" and "-isms" that we cannot even spell. On the other hand, we also have our detractors, which just goes to show that you can't please everybody
Boy's Night officially recognises the Taj Mahal in Bath Street, Southport as the greatest takeaway in the world.
Latest news 15/05/2025
An excellent and well-attended al fresco last night with a wide range of topics to discuss.
As usual, we pretty much resolved all of them, although lawyers was a sticking point - we're still not sure how to fix that one. Shakespeare (ActIV, Scene II of Henry VI, Part II) was definitely on to something.
This writer has long suspected that he is probably the only reader of this report but if I get a flurry of complaints about the intellectual nature of the previous sentence, maybe there is life out there after all.