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The world's most exclusive club... just 8 members spread across the continents (well, Noel now live in Perth, Australia). Every Wednesday since August 1986 the boys have been meeting to eat curry, chat, watch movies and to discuss (but not necessarily promote) world peace. No political or sociological problem is too difficult for us, nor so intractable that it can't be resolved over a chicken tikka mansuri.
Not a member? Then you never will be. Sorry, but places are strictly limited and all 8 are spoken for.
There are those who say that boys' night is sexist, racist, homophobic along with a few other "-ics" and "-isms" that we cannot even spell. On the other hand, we also have our detractors, which just goes to show that you can't please everybody
Boy's Night officially recognises the Taj Mahal in Bath Street, Southport as the greatest takeaway in the world.
Latest news 03/04/2026
Not much to report this month, but when there is, you - PERSONALLY - will be the first to hear about it.
Oh, OK, I'll make an effort this time. Numbers have been low recently for various reasons.
Discussions have included AI, the Government, TV programs - you know, the usual shoot-the-shit kind of stuff. We didn't find a lot to look forward to so maybe we need a holiday, like the rest of you boys...
We passed a resolution that we need to win big on the lottery PDQ